Hell never looked this good! Save your soul in a wild cocktail of rhythm-based dungeon crawling and date sims, and dance your way through 9 circles of Hell to heart-pumping music. Which lady of the Fleapit will be the one to join you on your trip out of Purgatory?
[h3]Hey kiddo, [/h3]
Been a while since I’ve taken you on a tour across the Inferno’s Circles of Hell. You might have even forgotten what we’ve been through so far, so check back the [url=https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1840880/view/3702564318224419100]Limbo[/url] and [url=https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1840880/view/6891120639582841232]Lust[/url] entries if you’ve missed the memo on how we do things here.
Are we back to speed now? Good, cuz we got no time to waste, it’s time to step into the Circle of:
[h2]G L U T T O N Y[/h2]
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[i]Just some of the potential little chefs you’re about to meet at the Circle of Gluttony[/i]
Ah yes, kiddo, this ain’t no “hole in the wall” restaurant nor a cheap noodle place you liked so much in your life. This is high cuisine, an establishment that screams “spectacular opulence” in your flustered face as you come in.
Ever been in those restaurants that you feel like you don’t even deserve to be in? Well, you are in one now and the sheer feeling of grandioseness is almost impenetrable. The greatest restaurant in all Inferno, or hell, even the whole wide world.
[i]The Circle Of Gluttony.[/i]
So what are we waiting for? Sit down, grab a menu and call a waiter cuz…
Wait, you didn’t really think that you would be getting a chance to feast in such a luxurious place for the rest of eternity, did you? Oh, I see. Excuse me for a moment.
[b]AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA[/b]
Hell no, kiddo, if you are a sinner, you aren’t getting a fancy seat at the classy table. [b]You’re the one getting served.[/b]
Metaphorically, of course. You see, hunger turned out to be a pretty potent source of Sin, especially in more, ahem, greedier residents of Gluttony. So the only source of food you’ll ever get is the disgusting poisonous juice that will only make you hungrier in perpetuity.
Bottoms up, maybe this next drink will make the ever growing emptiness go away.
You might be wondering, if all this luxury is kind of unnecessary and the cake is a lie, just *who* is this place for? The only one who gets to bask in the glory of this own creation is the master of this Circle of Hell, the most vain and gluttonous demon of them all…
[h3]THE SOMMELIER[/h3]
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In parallel universes he might as well could have been the Master of [b]Circles of Pride[/b] or [b]Greed[/b], or maybe even [b]Wrath[/b] – but the sheer excess of everything he does and lives for made him a perfect vessel for leading the Circle of [b]Gluttony[/b].
Underneath his pretty face lies a sadistic and hysterical monster that can never be truly satiated. Or rather, two monsters – one demon and one especially nasty parasite which co-exist in an extremely perverted mutually symbiotic relationship.
Throughout the eternity of leading the Circle of Gluttony, there’s only one thing that The Sommelier hasn’t gotten a taste of – a pure soul. Because, you know, those don’t ever get to Inferno.
So you better brace yourself, kiddo. There’s not a lot of things this bastard won’t do to get his hands on the best meal of his lifetime.
But thankfully we don’t have to face him just yet, so let’s wrap this up before the waiters arrive and move somewhere safe. We’ll continue next time at the Circle of Greed, so make sure to save some money till then, okay?
Thank you so much for kickin' it with us this year! Happy Holidays and we'll see you back in 2025 with more Fleapit goodness <3
Until then, don’t forget to follow us on the real Inferno that is Twitter and join the Freaked Fleapit Discord server to stay up to date on all the latest news and other degenerate antics!
Finch Bird Team over and out!
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