Ever been to a waiting room? Ever wanted to? Well now's your chance! Enter The Waiting Room, get your ticket number and wait. "For what?" you might ask. Does it matter? It is an existential life-simulation metaphor? Or a ridiculous waste of time? Well, that, my friends, is up to you.
Dear Waiters,
Many other waiters have been reporting odd and even frightening anomalies in the Waiting Room. We are currently investigating. Please Wait as usual while we resolve these new oddities.
Regards,
The Waiting Staff
