Wake up babe, a new positively absurd genre mashup just dropped. Texas Hold 'Em Poker. RPG mechanics. Witchcraft. Anime girls. This is All in Abyss: Judge the Fake, and despite the mouthful of a title, it sounds like the perfect card game to fill that recent Balatro-shaped hole in my heart. Engage in one-on-one poker duels with witches and explore a secret district to reclaim your honor. You know, a normal Sunday afternoon.