Not long after I launch the demo of Eternights, I'm slipped some advice by doltish sideman Chani. "To get girls online you have to be more than a smartass," he says. "You have to be serious." It's not the kind of topic I expect to give much thought to when feral mutants are running amok and humankind's spiritual fate hangs in the balance. But in a game where fighting to save the world with a phantasmal sword is only as important as finding love with a silver tongue, keeping your fictional Tinder profile looking sharp seems as good an idea as any... Read more.