It’s time for a big update for Help! I am REALLY Horny! We have reduced the game’s size a lot, fixed a few bugs and put in steam achievements! We have learned a lot of new stuff while working on our new game, The ER: Patient Typhon, and wanted you to reap the benefits. Help! I am REALLY Horny! is a non-linear game that has a lot of extra stuff. We now got steam achievements to help you get a picture of all the things you can do in the game, and reward you a little extra for finding all the secrets hidden in this colorful world. We have reduced the game size by around 80% by doing some optimization. We don’t want to take up extra space on your computer, if we can find a way not to do it. We hope you will enjoy all this update! - John & Maria Professional Villains