Greetings fellow humans! Some very amazing friends of mine asked me to help them make a game a few months ago, and I being a fool said yes. I helped write the script and dialogue for FART MANIA! A fun little vertical platformer that involves you fighting aliens with farts. I'm not actually a big fan of fart jokes, but I am a big fan of my friends. The game came out really good, honestly, and now they're having a contest where you can be a character in the game. What follows is their fun little add! You should take a look. Enjoy!!! ******* [previewyoutube=eoMhKcsULT0;full][/previewyoutube] Hey you, yes I am talking to you! I have to ask you, have you ever been to a rizz party with looksmaxing and edge.... Jesus Christ, who wrote that script? Never mind. The thing is, [b]Fartmania is about to be released, and YOU can become its character![/b] You can become a.. princess... or... a war veteran... or even… Drake. How? You won't believe it, but it's so, so easy. All you have to do is [b]find Fartmania on Steam[/b] and [b]download the demo version[/b], which is, of course, [b]free[/b]! In order to become one of the characters possible to meet on the map, [b]you need to achieve the highest possible score and stay at the top of the highscores for two weeks.[/b] And that's it! [img]{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/44936966/691b5c3d8b1c6716843158d8d706d17e276f7e22.gif[/img] The winner will be contacted after Steam Fest and we'll make your piggy character come to life! Just remember that...well.... We will not give it a square mustache or an obscene object in its hand.... [b]But other than that, anything is possible![/b] [img]{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/44936966/668c448821fb87925cf6351150363e5a30a80772.gif[/img] [b]If I could give you any advice, I would definitely say - keep trying.[/b] Again and again, look for the best routes on your character, analyze which pigs are best to collect first, or maybe which ones are better to avoid completely, so you don't risk bumping into spikes and losing many precious seconds. [img]{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/44936966/fe259442b22bcdf2afe7507d465d620a49a5f744.gif[/img] I'll also tell you a secret, but don't tell anyone. Well, during boss fights, if you are fast enough, you can press the spacebar twice to deal damage to the boss twice. [b]But... whatever, I didn't tell you anything![/b] [img]{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/44936966/be2bae62810e0e4e505faad69c5a5d07ff7fa877.gif[/img] You can also add your runs on social media with [b]#fartmaniacontest[/b] and [b]#fartmania[/b], gather your friends to play and together fight for the first place in the ranking! So don't wait, just download the demo, buy the game and.... Fart to the top! [b]Download the demo here:[/b] https://store.steampowered.com/app/3041970/Tales_From_The_Arcade_Fartmania_Demo/